1. “High-five me and continue scrolling down.”
2. “My dog’s pillow fell down to the roof a couple days ago. It has a new owner now.”
3. It’s time for bath.
4. “I made my 17-year-old King Arthur a cardboard Iron Throne.”
5. — Who’s going to bring you a glass of water when you grow old?
6. He rolled in edible glitter and instantly became a beautiful galaxy.
7. “My kitty looks like the cutest Disney villain.”
8. Matured. Got more fluff.
9. His whiskers sometimes curl so they look like glasses.
10. Can you sleep in the style of Michelangelo?
11. Mom and daughter — they look like twins!
12. “I’m adopted???”
13. When you feel like the ruler of the world:
14. “Something told me to inspect my son’s backpack before he got on the bus yesterday.”
15. When no one is there to hug and caress you:
16. A bun stuffed with pure anger
17. Unusual 2-colored eyes
18. “My friend’s cat turned 15 in Japan.”
19. In the running for the next Vogue cover!
20. Somewhere deep inside, you still love your owners. Maybe…
21. When you’ve had an argument but still can’t live without each other:
Bonus: So muuuuuch food!